The appetisers look great. Thanks for doing those. 

Welcome to the gallery. This exhibition is the result of months of curation and growing familial tension, and we are excited to invite you to the opening night. The exhibits are not currently for sale, but we invite you to consider how much you might be willing to pay: the right offer could change our minds. Take your time, look around, linger in any room you like – but please, don’t touch the exhibits. They might squeeze lemon juice in your eye.

When Life Gives You invites you to peer into a family home, fraught with secrets and unspoken resentment. Whose side will you take? Whose house is it anyway? And would you throw a lemon at your mother?